An Evening With Gutterboy
So, the new beau turns up last night.
Does he bring flowers? No.
Does he bring chocolate? Uh uh.
Wine? Nope, a six pack, however.
And you know what else? His Wii.
Is the heat gone from this relationship already? A mere month ago, he was completely focused on multiples… now, it’s bowling.
When I was good at the former, he was delighted, going so far as taking credit for it. When he found out that I’m a bowling champ, not so much. He turned an amazing shade of red, a crimson hue and demanded a rematch. And then another and another and another.
I was really starting to think that our whole relationship was in the gutter along with his balls.
But when we finally turned off the Wii, it turned out he still had his manhood after all.
And it was glorious.
From Twitter to your blog and then the awesome movie on blip. You both have a story to tell! Very entertaining (your writing and his video). Cheers to you both!
Comment by Dave Barger — March 4, 2008 @ 2:39 pm
Love it theres nothing like jousting couples to make life the incredible that it is !
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That’s classic… In a few months/years you will be begging him to just go play the flipping wii already.
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