Crazy Week
Simon and I decided we were “together” and launched straight into a blog war. He went insane over a post I wrote about beating him at Wii, except that’s not what I wrote about. I just mentioned it. He responded by snooping around my place while I was asleep and posting this video of it! But it all worked out and we got some traffic from it, so all’s well…
Except just when we’re getting used to each other, he’s going away. Only for a week. But I think I’ll miss him, but he deserves to go. Worked all week in a call centre to raise the money. He was great at it and took it hard. Andrew stunk till Simon told him his secret; turn your name backwards and pretend to be someone else. Werdna turned into salesman of the year over night and couldn’t have been happier. They made their nut and they are packing right now.
Web Archaelogist found out that the average vibrator user is a Republican.
I started a new knitting project. Thought I was a genius when I came up with these:

I was going to sell them on Etsy and the cute little sex shops on Queen Street. So I showed them around and this one store owner scooped all four of my samples. I was so excited. Next day, I went past her place.
The boys are off to Havana and I’m headed to Florida for a week or so. Too snowy in Toronto for me.
Hmm. I need to find a new knitting project to take with me. Thoughts?
I’ll e you when I get back.
Keep purling.

To Florida? How about a sexy little knitted bikini top to wear on the beach as you stroll through the sand. Match them with a cute pair of shorts and away you go. Plus if you plan it right, you’ll only need one skein (if that) and, like, an hour to make them. Half an hour if you crochet.
Comment by gingermilk — March 13, 2008 @ 1:22 pm